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Bethenny’s, from The Real Housewives of NY, rules for dating…

mattpayton:

reblogged from sarahchristine:

breakfastatmarissas:

1) No textual relationships.
Once you’ve launched a relationship, it’s fine, but tell a guy you’re not a textual person and they’ll finally call.

2) Think of your vagina as a vase.
Even if they do die, flowers should be sent when courting.

3) Spend weekends and holidays together.
If you’re not spending weekends and holidays together, he’s not your boyfriend.

4) Let the man be the man.
He chooses the restaurant, he absolutely should pick you up for a date and no matter how far out of his way, he must drop you off.

5) Easy on the booze.
Don’t get wasted on the first date, or your promiscuous side will come right out and you’ll end it before it begins.

6) It always ends up the way it starts.
Remember the first phone call, date, the way he treats you because things always come full circle and don’t waste time.

Seriously this is stupid… i feel like if you need rules to date, then obviously you’re too guarded.  How about we just act like ourselves and if it works, then awesome.