August 2009
3 posts
July 2009
12 posts
textsfromlastnight:
(847): I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
:) This makes my heart smile
textsfromlastnight:
(650): in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing “im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL”,
textsfromlastnight:
(337): I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
textsfromlastnight:
(972): Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said “Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom” and on the back of the sign it said “And it’s only $.88”
craigslist missed connections should never be...
pizzzzzz…ew, how did you deep throat the sausage?
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
p.s. thanks for always keeping me abreast of the craigs creepiness!!
theverybest:
IHOP deep throating - m4m - 37 (44th St/Oak)
Reply to: pers-q725m-1252326928@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-07-03, 12:51PM MST You were having breakfast with your wife and 2 kids, I was facing you at the next...
wtf does this even mean?
United States
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13#18,826 thoughtbucket
12#18,827 youalreadyknow
12#18,828 kello
12#18,829 toxiccity
Al Sharpton won't stop til he gets enough! →
June 2009
18 posts
Watch
Watch
cha-dude... →
star girl is nuuuuuuuuts! →
60 "best" christian rock band albums of all... →
“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That’s a bad place for...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via punchlines)
Alex Nicholson: Talking About 'Don't Ask, Don't... →
mattpayton:
This is a great example as to why Obama needs to act quickly on dismantling DADT instead of putting it off. This guy got kicked out, got his Ph.D, still loves the military and said he would go back in a heartbeat. If this issue isn’t made a priority, guys like these are going to get too old to come back years down the road and we’ll lose all these smart and valuable people.
i swear i did not write this... →
May 2009
13 posts
Quotation Of The Day
mattpayton:
“If we say our God is an all-loving god, how do you explain that at any given time probably 400 million living on the planet at one time would be gay? Are the religions of the world, as does Catholicism, saying to those hundreds of millions of people, you have to pass your whole life without any physical, genital expression of that love?”
- Archbishop Rembert G. Weakland of...
Dear JP: click on this link and you can watch... →
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Watchmy school is soooo dumb!
On a brighter note, I am graduating today with my Master of Social Work!!! wooo!!!
“What a strange time we’re living in. I mean, you’re always just a click away...”
– Jenny Lewis to Bust (via jennylewis)
Bethenny's, from The Real Housewives of NY, rules...
mattpayton:
reblogged from sarahchristine:
breakfastatmarissas:
1) No textual relationships. Once you’ve launched a relationship, it’s fine, but tell a guy you’re not a textual person and they’ll finally call.
2) Think of your vagina as a vase. Even if they do die, flowers should be sent when courting.
3) Spend weekends and holidays together. If you’re not spending weekends and holidays...
April 2009
49 posts
Watcheeeeew sheriff joe!
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest.”
– Daniel Tosh (via punchlines)
wheeeeew!!
One presentation down, 2 to go!!!
I think i can, i think i can… chug a chug a chug…
