August 5, 2009
July 21, 2009
(847): I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.2 years ago • Notes
July 15, 2009
July 11, 2009
:) This makes my heart smile
(650): in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing “im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL”,2 years ago • Notes
July 9, 2009
(337): I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.2 years ago • Notes
(972): Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said “Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom” and on the back of the sign it said “And it’s only $.88”2 years ago • Notes
July 4, 2009
what better way to celebrate the 4th than with Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Can I? Amer-I-can!
USA’s a-ok!
proud to be an american!
on a side note, i love st. paul pork products so much I work here now.2 years ago • 2 notes
July 3, 2009
